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PIGPUCKER: THE GAME
Don’t come crying to me if you don’t play this shit. This game could be just what you need to finally get your groove back. Featuring “beautiful” hand-painted sprites, an “awesome” soundtrack by Weapon Man and his assorted flunkies, and a fucking cardboard box, PIGPUCKER: THE DAMN GAME will reaffirm your faith that, yes, mom, computer games really are art. Get it while it’s a game.